The School of Splits™
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Prompt-Claude Van Damme Presents

Train your ideas like a kickboxer.

A hilariously serious AI prompt dojo for marketers, copywriters, and creative teams who are tired of soft prompts, weak hooks, and campaigns with the fighting spirit of a wet sandwich.

Enter the Prompt Kumite →

500+ prompts, frameworks, voice drills, and creative workouts. No actual groin kicks. Probably.

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Copy so good
it does
the splits
Black belt
prompts
only
500+Prompts & drills
22Creative frameworks
12Brand voice kits
0Patience for AI slop
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What’s Inside

A real dojo. Not a sad PDF.

You get the exact creative systems, prompt structures, and review rituals needed to make AI output sharper, weirder, more strategic, and less “please circle back.”

01

Hook training

Prompts that push past obvious angles and find the tension, joke, enemy, insight, and opening line that actually earns attention.

02

Brand voice sparring

Voice kits, tone drills, rewrite ladders, and taste checks that keep your AI from sounding like every other LinkedIn goblin.

03

Campaign combat

Creative frameworks for landing pages, ads, social posts, launch ideas, offer angles, content engines, and client-ready concept routes.

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Pick your belt.

One-time purchase. Lifetime access. No drip-fed nonsense. Just the creative weapons.

White Belt

Starter Stance

Could kick a trash can. Maybe.

$29
  • 50 starter prompts
  • Hook basics
  • Landing page primer
  • Voice starter kata
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Yellow Belt

Hook Fu

Can kick. Learning to land.

$79
  • 300 hook prompts
  • Ad angle matrix
  • Tension drills
  • Social generators
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Most Flexible

Copy Kumite

Two trucks. Full splits. Easy.

$149
  • Full campaign system
  • Positioning frameworks
  • Brand voice trainer
  • Creative director review protocol
  • 30-day drill calendar
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Sensei

The Flex Stack

Has fought a robot. Won.

$299
  • Everything in Black Belt
  • AI agency SOPs
  • Moodboard systems
  • Launch calendar
  • Private cohort
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White belt ideas die here.

A prompt school for people who want better taste, sharper strategy, stronger stories, and AI output that can survive a client meeting.

Start Your Training Montage →
Brown Belt Questions

FAQ, but make it combat.

Is this a course or a prompt pack?

It is a duplicatable prompt system with frameworks, drills, voice kits, and creative workflows. Less passive learning. More reps.

Will it work with ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, etc?

Yes. The system is model-agnostic and written to work across the major AI tools.

Is Jean-Claude actually teaching this?

No. Spiritually? Absolutely. Legally? Please enjoy the parody energy.

Who is this for?

Marketers, founders, copywriters, creative directors, strategists, and anyone who wants AI to make stronger work faster.